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The boutique allure of [removed by editor].

Jeffrey Goldberg helps decipher the meaning of famous song lyrics.

A reader’s question:

Do you remember the scene in Meet the Parents in which Ben Stiller shocks Robert De Niro by telling him that “Puff, the Magic Dragon” is really about marijuana? Well, I’m that Robert De Niro character. For some reason, I don’t get the hidden references of important songs. For instance, I was shocked to learn that the Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up” is about a vibrator. Could you tell me what else I’m missing in famous pop and rock songs?

B.F., Philadelphia, Pa.

Goldberg’s answer:

Dear B.F.,

You are missing quite a bit. While the lyrics of many songs are fairly straightforward–the AC/DC canon contains little in the way of ambiguity or poetic complexity, and 2Live Crew’s “Me So Horny” is about a man who is, in fact, very horny–I myself am continually surprised to learn the hidden meanings embedded in other works. For instance: Bob Dylan’s “Tambourine Man” is actually a Minnesota Vikings fight song. “Heart of Gold,” by Neil Young, is about the boutique allure of midget porn. The entire Justin Bieber oeuvre concerns the secret shame of knowing that he is a terrible musician and, never theless, fabulously wealthy. Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl” is about heroin. Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” is about heroin. The Beatles’ “Hey Jude” is about heroin. Lou Reed’s “Heroin” is about cocaine. Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine” is about the earned-income tax credit. If you play Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” backward, it asks you to subscribe to The Atlantic. The Nirvana song “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is about carbohydrates (“Here we are now/ with potatoes/ with a Mars bar/ and potatoes”). “Stairway to Heaven” is not about anything.

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Johnny Cash’s ‘To do’ list

 

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Beautiful Music. Beautiful Choreography.

Iron and Wine’s “Boy with a Coin.” Enjoy!

 

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“We We Hours” by (a very young) Eric Clapton and Chuck Berry

Eric Clapton, Chuck Berry, Keith Richards, Johnnie Johnson live at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, October 16, 1986.

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I Can Hear Stevie Ray…

Philip Sayce playing “As the Years Go Passing By.” What I wouldn’t do to has his talent for a day.

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Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

It’s a shame John Mayer doesn’t play less pop music to sell records and more blues to speak to our emotions.

 

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I Love the Muppets. I Love Johnny Cash.

How can I not love this video. It’s the same song I linked last night, but with some Muppet band members.

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