Cain Rises!

In the mustache ranks.

Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain is the only 2012 Republican presidential candidate with a mustache. For that, he’s being recognized by the nation’s premiere mustache organization, the American Mustache Institute (AMI).

Cain has been named a finalist for the 2011 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award. Voting is now open.

Cain is described on the AMI’s website:

Without a Mustached American President of the United States since William Howard Taft, nor even a major party candidate for president since Thomas E. Dewey in 1948, Herman Cain’s potential candidacy represents a shining beacon of freedom and hope for people Mustached American heritage everywhere. A conservative businessman, syndicated columnist, and radio host, the former chairman and CEO of Godfather’s Pizza and Kansas City Federal Reserve Bank board member has the hopes and dreams of Mustached Americans everywhere riding on his broad shoulders.

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